Don’t you hate it when you have sex with a girl and then she turns into a donkey? It’s such a come down.
A man in Zimbabwe was arrested for performing sex on a donkey in his garden at 4am and claims she was a woman who turned into a donkey. The man, Sunday Moyo, said he was was having sex with prostitute woman he picked up a club and while having sex with her, she turned into a donkey. Moyo said in court, ”Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.”
The magistrate ordered that Mojo be examined by government psychiatrists. Mojo then asked the magistrate if the psychiatrists are donkeys because that’s what he’d prefer. And by donkeys he meant prostitutes, or umm women, or…….oh shit.